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"Until they make a salad that tastes like ribs ima do me"

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joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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corgiaddict:

It’s time to grade papers, but Morty gets jealous of the notebooks.  So he likes to block the grading with his face. 

corgiaddict:

It’s time to grade papers, but Morty gets jealous of the notebooks.  So he likes to block the grading with his face. 

ydrill:

Cats in love

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me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

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